"But finally, at long last, in the brewing slapstick comedy of a convention floor swarming with “LET ‘EM DIE” Randroids, we benighted Americans have been gifted with the first feel-good story of democratic erosion. It is a thing of beauty, richly ironic and precious to behold: libertarians, the most potent and energetic reactionary bloc in America today, are seeing their vanguard strung up by the Brooks Brothers mafia, their hard work and clever politicking nullified with a few pen strokes, with little recourse to right this injustice. Just as it is the RNC’s right to do, as a private, voluntary organization. In full accordance with orthodox libertarian thought."
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